my winning oscar equation
Simply A + B = C
Where A is my "prize" for predicting the most Oscar winners in 2002:
(Yes, friends, it's a cookie jar. In fact, it's a cookie jar that was broken in transit and glued together during the award ceremony, making it even more Classy.)
And B is the "trophy" awarded to me for predicting the most Oscar winners in 2004:
(This was originally intended to serve as our very own Oscar Stanley Cup of sorts. The Hostess planned to affix our names and dates of victory to the brim--until she "won" it last night and realized that she'd be saddled with displaying it this year. Now, I think it's being retired. Pity.)
And C is the fact that I succeeded in predicting the fewest Oscar winners in 2005, a feat for which I was awarded an obnoxious--but delightfully small--singing mouse, which can be neatly hidden in a drawer until I can unload it on a deserving recipient.
Though, I probably will miss watching dust collect on The Hat all year....
Where A is my "prize" for predicting the most Oscar winners in 2002:
(Yes, friends, it's a cookie jar. In fact, it's a cookie jar that was broken in transit and glued together during the award ceremony, making it even more Classy.)
And B is the "trophy" awarded to me for predicting the most Oscar winners in 2004:
(This was originally intended to serve as our very own Oscar Stanley Cup of sorts. The Hostess planned to affix our names and dates of victory to the brim--until she "won" it last night and realized that she'd be saddled with displaying it this year. Now, I think it's being retired. Pity.)
And C is the fact that I succeeded in predicting the fewest Oscar winners in 2005, a feat for which I was awarded an obnoxious--but delightfully small--singing mouse, which can be neatly hidden in a drawer until I can unload it on a deserving recipient.
Though, I probably will miss watching dust collect on The Hat all year....
posted by D of D&K at 9:44 PM
3 Comments:
I was disappointed that Sideways didn't earn more awards. Really, how many Oscars do Morgan Freeman, Hilary Swank, and Clint Eastwood need?
Why have I never seen this cookie jar before? I have been waiting for something like this cookie jar all my life.
xo, mp
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