one of those days
Do you think the Warren Commission would consider reconvening to check out this splatter pattern?
First, the store doesn't have any of the best yogurt in the whole, wide world. Then, while I'm sitting at my desk enjoying the relatively tasty second-choice brand mixed with my coworker's nummy homemade granola, the yogurt cup gently slips out of my hand and plops on the carpet.
Plops. No rolling. No bouncing. Just a mild little plop. If the yogurt cup had been a Romanian gymnast performing a dismount off the balance beam, it would have stuck the landing.
And yet, look at that splatter! The yogurt actually traveled a couple of more feet out of frame, hitting about knee-high on the cubicle wall. Magic bullet? Maybe not.
First, the store doesn't have any of the best yogurt in the whole, wide world. Then, while I'm sitting at my desk enjoying the relatively tasty second-choice brand mixed with my coworker's nummy homemade granola, the yogurt cup gently slips out of my hand and plops on the carpet.
Plops. No rolling. No bouncing. Just a mild little plop. If the yogurt cup had been a Romanian gymnast performing a dismount off the balance beam, it would have stuck the landing.
And yet, look at that splatter! The yogurt actually traveled a couple of more feet out of frame, hitting about knee-high on the cubicle wall. Magic bullet? Maybe not.
posted by D of D&K at 7:31 PM
4 Comments:
There is obviously some sort of conspiracy at work here. And I haven't ruled you out, D. Everyone's a suspect! You may have slipped up by mentioning the Romanians.
I'd laugh only this scenario is way too familiar in my life. Better yet, have a jar of tomato sauce drop and smash on your kitchen floor as you're about to run to the airport to fly out of town for a whole week ...
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